The Weasel is a character from the game Final Fight: Streetwise. His real name is Nicky Wissell. He tends to be very protective of his face, "Not the face!" being one of his more common lines.

Story[edit | edit source]

Weasel first appears as Kyle walks in on him receiving oral pleasure from a prostitute in the Metro City porn theater projection room. He then faces Kyle many times during the game, though never once hand-to-hand. He is always defeated after making some grave error in judgement and, after brutal interrogation, supplies Kyle with whatever info he is after to avoid bodily harm. As stated, the Weasel never fights Kyle directly, instead utilizing his men, grenades, or heavy equipment (such as a modified forklift). His porn brand is called "Blue Ball Video".

The Blue Ballers[edit | edit source]

The Blue Ballers are the Weasel's personal gang. Their trademark Blue Ballers shirt they wear is also worn by their boss. The game's manual suggests that the Weasel offers them free porn to work for him. The Ballers consist of a basic punch/kick thug and a fat thug that charges at the opponents similar to past Final Fight villains like Bill Bull. There are also Blue Ballers influenced by GLOW that hold grenades until they explode.

As War[edit | edit source]

Kyle confronts the Weasel for a final time, after he's injected with a substantial amount of GLOW by Dr. Chang in Father Bella's church. Now known as War, he faces Kyle in the church's graveyard armed with a Gatling gun and grenades. Due to the effects of GLOW, physical combat does not phase him. Only with gunfire, grenades and Molotov cocktails, is Kyle able to hurt him. War was defeated and killed by Kyle, when he shot off his head and upper torso during the gunfight.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Alternately, if the player kills War (Weasel) with a Molotov cocktail, his normal death scene where his head explodes is replaced with him being burnt alive and kneeling from the pain as he screams.
  • One of the mini-games involves Kyle smashing up the Weasel's SUV, in an homage to the Final Fight bonus round, where the player must destroy Bred's car before time runs out.
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